• Me: But I have about fifty books at home I haven't read, there's no reason for me to buy these.
  • My brain: Okay, but consider this: more books.

thirsty-for-troye:

" haha jk we had sex"

(Source: somelittleparadise, via infinity-and-for-ever)

I can no longer hear the phrase “let’s get down to business” without wanting to defeat the Huns.

madlori:

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I encounter this phenomenon at least once a week.

(Source: goodlyrottenapple, via aksannyi)

"You say you’re not special because the world doesn’t know about you, but that’s an insult to me. I know about you."

John Green, The Fault in Our Stars (via wordsnquotes)

(via literatureismyutopia)

theinnkeeperlibrarian:

leepacey:

a restaurant in my hometown got a review that said the servers should “show some skin” so the owner added a potato skin special to the menu and all the proceeds from the special go to the west virginia foundation for rape information services (x)

That’s exactly the appropriate response.

(via detective-svu)

acidictrips:

cantankerous-canoodle:

submissivefeminist:

Olivia Benson, the most influential woman of my early adulthood, telling you what’s up.

idk i tried to scroll past this but it’s too perfect

if you don’t love benson you’re wrong

(via carolina-kisses)

"They say every atom in our bodies was once part of a star. Maybe I’m not leaving. Maybe I’m going home."

— Gattaca, 1997 (via artvevo)

(via ohtwelve)

divawithanunspoiledagenda:

nerdnuggets:

jelliclephantomfaces:

chandraleeschwartz:

six-months-from-never:

*sees broom*

*picks up broom*

"TELL THEM HOW I AM DEFYYYYYYYYYING GRAAAAAVITTYYYY"

*starts sweeping broom sadly*

"There is a castle on a cloud…"

*holds broom horizontally*

"Never need a reason, never need a rhyme. Up on the roof top step in time!"

*sweeps broom angrily*

"IT’S A HARD KNOCK LIFE!"

*begins waltzing with broom* I could have DAAAAANCED all NIIIIIGHT

(via detective-svu)